"We are all of us living in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." ~Oscar Wilde
"Adventure is worthwhile in itself." ~Amelia Earhart

February 22, 2008

Blatant Blog Filler!

Usually I avoid memes. But since my life still consists mostly of playing Sims 2 Pogo games and staring at the unopened half-empty bottle of Vicodin in my dresser drawer while thinking 'that could be fun', I figured I'd do one. Which I stole from Titania's fantastic blog.

Things I've Done

Level 1
(X) Smoked a cigarette.
(X) Smoked a cigar.
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex.
(X) Drank alcohol.

Level 2
(X) Are/been in love.
( ) Been dumped.
(X) Shoplifted.
( ) Been fired.
(X) Been in a fist fight.

Level 3
(X) Had a crush on an older person.
(X) Skipped school.
( ) Slept with a classmate.
( ) Seen someone/something die.

Level 4
( ) Had/have a crush on one of your friends who is now on Facebook. (I've never played with Myspace or Facebook that much though)
( ) Been to Paris.
( ) Been to Spain. (Screw Paris and Spain. I wanna go to England. Though I'm sure Paris and Spain are lovely.)
(X) Been on a plane.
( ) Thrown up from drinking.

Level 5
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Been snowboarding.
( ) Met someone BECAUSE of Facebook.
(X) Been in a mosh pit. (I only lasted a few minutes though. The mob crushing in made me freak out and run out.)

Level 6
( ) Been in an abusive relationship.
(X) Taken pain killers.
(X) Love/loved someone who you can’t have.
(X) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(X) Made a snow angel.

Level 7
( ) Had a tea party.
(X) Flown a kite.
(X) Built a sand castle.
( ) Gone mudding (offroading).
(X) Played dress up.

Level 8
(X) Jumped into a pile of leaves.
(X) Gone sledding. (I grew up in Minnesota. Of course!)
(X) Cheated while playing a game.
(X) Been lonely.
(X) Fallen asleep at work/school.

Level 9
(X) Watched the sun set.
(X) Felt an earthquake.
( ) Killed a snake.

Level 10
(X) Been tickled.
(X) Been robbed/vandalized.
(X) Been cheated on.
(X) Been misunderstood.

Level 11
(X) Won a contest.
(X) Been suspended from school.
(X)Had detention.
(X) Been in a car/motorcycle accident.

Level 12
( ) Had/have braces.
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
( ) Danced in the moonlight.

Level 13
(X) Hated the way you look.
(X) Witnessed a crime.
(X) Pole danced.
(X) Questioned your heart.
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes.

Level 14
( ) Squished barefoot through the mud.
(X) Been lost.
(X) Been to the opposite side of the world. (I visited Japan when I was ten.)
( ) Swam in the ocean.
(X) Felt like you were dying.

Level 15
( ) Cried yourself to sleep.
(X) Played cops and robbers.
( ) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
( ) Sang karaoke.
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins.

Level 16
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.
(X) Made prank phone calls.
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
( ) Kissed in the rain.

Level 17
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus.
( ) Watched the sun set/sun rise with someone you care/cared about.
(X) Blown bubbles.
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere.

Level 18
(X) Crashed A Party.
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(X) Gone rollerskating/blading.
(X) Had a wish come true.
( ) Slept with a member of the same sex.

Level 19
( ) Worn pearls.
( ) Jumped off a bridge.
( ) Screamed “penis” or “vagina”. (Nope but I ran down the aisle of a grocery store shouting, "I have the crabs!" once. That's close, right?)
( ) Swam with dolphins.

Level 20
(X) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube.
( ) Kissed a fish. (Eww!)
(X) Worn the opposite sex’s clothes.
( ) Sat on a roof top.

Level 21
( ) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
(X) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel. (Attempted is the key word here!)
(X) Talked on the phone for more than six hours. (Only because I worked in a call center. Terrible job for somebody who hates talking on the phone.)
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about.

Level 22
(X) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
(X) Climbed a tree.
(X) Had/been in a tree house.
(X) Been scared to watch scary movies alone.

Level 23
(X) Believed in ghosts.
(X) Have had more than thirty pairs of shoes (not necessarily all at once).
( ) Gone streaking.
( ) Visited jail.

Level 24
(X) Played chicken.
( ) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
(X) Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger.
( ) Broken a bone.
(X) Been easily amused.

Level 25
(X) Caught a fish then ate it later.
( ) Made a porn video.
( ) Caught a butterfly.
( ) Laughed so hard you cried.
(X) Cried so hard you laughed.

Level 26
( ) Mooned/flashed someone.
(X) Had someone moon/flash you.
( ) Cheated on a test.
(X) Forgotten someone’s name.
( ) French braided someone’s hair.
( ) Gone skinny dipping.
( ) Been kicked out of your house.
(X) Tried to hurt yourself.

Level 27
(X) Rode a roller coaster.
( ) Went scuba-diving/snorkelling.
(X) Had a cavity.
( ) Black-mailed someone.
( ) Been black mailed.

Level 28
( ) Been used. (Not as far as I know)
(X) Fell going up the stairs.
( ) Licked a cat.
( ) Bitten someone.
( ) Licked someone

Level 29
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint.
( ) Had sex in the rain.
( ) Flattened someone’s tires.
(X) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on.
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas.


franscud said...

Wow, you deserve an award just for filling in all those X's. I especially liked the commentary :).

Berryvox said...

Heh, it was sorta long.

FerdC ~ Crazy Medical Cases said...

Gosh, BV, I'd really like to do this, but it would take sooo long! Maybe if I cut and paste... I'll think about it. But it was cool. How'd you get your tongue unstuck from the pole/freezer/ice cube?

Berryvox said...

Oh, I just cut and pasted it too! And added a little commentary.

It was only an ice cube. I just let it melt.