"We are all of us living in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." ~Oscar Wilde
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May 26, 2008

Amusing Google Searches

I love looking at Sitemeter and seeing what sort of Google search phrases end up leading to my page. The three most amusing so far have been:

  • Night of the masturbating zombies: That's a porn movie somewhere, isn't it? A really, really icky porn movie.
  • Zombie street preachers Minneapolis: Should I ever reincarnate and pick up the guitar, "Zombie Street Preachers" is so gonna be the name of my band.
  • Cats and seroquel: Somewhere out there, somebody thinks their cat is bipolar. Or having a psychotic break. One of these days, I should write a Sims story starring "Bubbles the Schizophrenic Cat" and, possibly, a zombie street preacher.

9 comments:

Alexander M Zoltai said...

Totally High-Grade Humor you posess!!!

~ Alex

FerdC ~ The Best Parts said...

Funny. What does that say about the freak googlers, and what does that say about your site?!? Funny.

Hey, totally off the subject. I saw weather pix of St. Paul's devastation. Are you alright?

Berryvox said...

Ferd - Oh, yeah. That was in Hugo, pretty far away from where we are.

Jane Doe said...

Masturbating zombies huh? That is very weird. I've never heard of a zombie fetish before. There are some strange people out there. Hehe

Roxiticus Desperate Housewives said...

You realize that now, whenever someone googles "really icky porn movie" especially when combined with "zombies" they're sure to wind up here...I thought I commented on this post when I stopped by yesterday but the zombies must have gotten to it via my Comcastic Internet service...I love reading my searches on my sitemeter...nothing nearly as interesting as yours but someone did find me by looking for an Easter housewife.

Voted for you in your Tuesday Battle of the Blogs (and yesterday too!)...good luck!

Roxy

Mr. Fabulous said...

Masturbating...preaching...those zombies sure do stay busy!

Berryvox said...

Jane - I'm hoping it was a joke search!

Roxy - lol "Really icky porn movie" will NOT be making it into any future sim stories I create.

Fab - And I thought they just shuffled around all day, looking for brains!

Book Calendar said...

Hmm, interesting. Google of the living dead. I am just visiting different sites from Entrecard and stopping in while they fix the servers after the fire.

shearyadi said...

Well, my other blog is about soccer team and I have found once, the keywords search that lead to my blog is "theater"...weird :)